Sometimes, bad jokes are much funnier than perfect ones. When such really bad jokes are said on time the make people laugh like crazy. This is a very specific humor and you can share these jokes online to see the reaction of your friends. People who are perfectionists in everything maybe will not understand these jokes, but people who take everything easy will read your shared jokes and will laugh for sure.
There was a thread yesterday, I think, and the question was something along the lines of “what part of your body would you get rid of?”
Some guy responded “My spine. It holds me back.”
All of them… houses can’t jump.
What animal can jump higher than a house?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have now? Andy has diabetes now.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion!
The girl says: “I’m freezing.” The guy says: “Well, go to the corner, it’s 90 degrees there.”
Funny Bad Jokes
Are you upset? Are you irritated? Get ready to receive a good portion of funny bad jokes. When the day is terrible, such stupid and unbelievably funny bad jokes are what you really need to get rid of your tension. Bad jokes can be even funnier than traditional and popular ones.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
What’s black, red, black, red, black, red? – A zebra with a sun burn.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “Graaaaaaaains!”
How do you please nine out of ten people? – Gang rape.
I quite my job after what the boss said to me. What did he say? Youre fired!
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind… it’s tearable.
Are you the master of finding terrible jokes and telling them to your best friends? Well, in this collection you will discover a lot of awesome and so terrible jokes. This is a very specific humor and your friends gonna like it a lot.
What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
What’s the difference between a lion and a giraffe? – A giraffe has a bigger neck.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”
What has four legs, one foot and one head? – A bed.
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? “Oh sheet!”
Really Cheesy Jokes
Do you enjoy reading really cheesy jokes? Prepare yourself to see the most impressive collection of such cheesy humor. Well, this is not very intellectual humor, but this fact does not make it less funny.
What’s the similarity between a frying pan and a whore? – Both can make the sausage grow.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long!
CASHIER: “Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?” DAD: “No, just leave it in the carton!’”
Where do we get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.
What color is the mailbox on the inside? – Infrared.
What do you call a computer that sings? Adell!