Clever insults

Sometimes, we like to insult our best friends just to have a bit of fun. This time you can do this in a creative way using the following clever insults. Such insults will not offend people and just make them laugh. When your friendship is strong you feel very open and you can tease each other a bit without trying to offend each other. This is just the way to make fun and laugh together. Also, these insults will help you to solve the conflict between you and your best friend. Instead of keeping all the anger inside, just tease each other a bit and forget the conflict you had just a few minutes ago.

Clever Insults

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Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

If opposites attract, then I hope you meet someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured

It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

“I like your opera. I think I will set it to music.” – Beethoven

You’re IQ’s lower than your shoe size.

I see that you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public

You have two parts of brain, ‘left’ and ‘right’. In the left side, there’s nothing right. In the right side, there’s nothing left.

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West

Do you hear that? It’s the sound of no one caring.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world

If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

“The trouble ain’t there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right.” – Mark Twain

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

It is very easy to become a superman, you just have to change the sequence of clothes while wearing.

Intelligent Insults

When people tell each other some insults, they use basic words which just irritate. You can use the following intelligent insults which sound hilarious. They will know how clever and creative you are. If you feel like to send these insults to your best friend, make sure you have no mean intentions and your dear person will not be hurt.

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*For example:”Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go,” says Oscar Wilde.George Bernard Shaw wrote to Winston Churchill, “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend….if you have one.” And Churchill wrote back, “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second……if there is one”

You’re old enough to remember when emojis were called “hieroglyphics.”

“Only two things are infinite– the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not so sure about the former.” – Albert Einstein

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

I don’t think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

“Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.” – Elizabeth Taylor

I see that you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance

He is so old that he gets nostalgic when he sees the Neolithic cave paintings.

After an MP asked Churchill whether he must fall asleep while the MP is speaking, Churchill responded, “No, it’s purely voluntary.”

Great Insults

Do you feel like to tease your best friend a bit? It is so fun to laugh together after reading the following great insults. Only the best friends can understand this kind of humor and not get offended or hurt.

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“As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?”

“Someday you’ll find yourself, and will you be disappointed.”

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand

I don’t engage in mental combat with the unarmed.

“If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.” – Margaret Thatcher

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid

I’m blonde. What’s your excuse?

“If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.” – Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

I don’t think you are a fool. But then what’s MY opinion against thousands of others?