Dad jokes

Relationships between parents and children are always very specific. When all family members spend every day with each other it brings lots of joys and conflicts. This is life and it can be both fun and hard. Now, let’s forget about all conflicts you had in the past and let’s just laugh. Discover a great set of dad jokes which will make you and your dad burst into laughter. If you want to entertain your father just send him one of these corny dad jokes.

Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes

“My dad literally told me this one last week: ‘Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.'”

CASHIER: “Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?” DAD: “No, just leave it in the carton!’”

People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.

I’m like the fabric version of King Midas. Everything I touch becomes felt.

Son: Where are my sunglasses? Dad: I don’t know…where are my dad glasses?

Q: Why did Billy throw the clock out of the window?  A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

FAST FOOD WORKER: “Any condiments?” DAD: “Compliments? You look very nice today!”

Really Bad Dad Jokes

You are lucky to have a good and friendly relationship with your father. Do you feel to share with him one of the following bad dad jokes. If your father has a good sense of humor he is going to laugh like crazy. Boost the mood of your dad with these hilarious really bad dad jokes.

Really Bad Dad Jokes

Son: I’m really sorry I did it, dad. – Dad: Well, son, you know that now I must pun-ish you.

“Me: ‘Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: ‘Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

KID: “Hey, I was thinking…
” DAD: “I thought I smelled something burning.”

I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped.

Needless to say, I’m ex-static.

“We were getting fast food when the lady at the window said, ‘Any condiments?’ My dad responded, ‘Compliments? You look very nice today!’”

Best Dad Jokes

Your father’s birthday is soon and you want to make a special birthday card for him. There is an awesome idea to include one of the following best dad jokes. This will be the most cheerful and funny birthday card he has ever received in his life.

Best Dad Jokes

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

Q: Why did the robber take a bath?  A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!

Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry? Because they’ve got a Supreme Ruler.

“Me: ‘Hey, I was thinking…
’ My dad: ‘I thought I smelled something burning.'”

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

What kind of cake is the most popular one in cake shops? Answer: “This one!“ And the second most popular? Answer: “No, no – that one, right next to it!”

Funny Dad Jokes

Are you composing a greeting card due to Father’s Day? Here is an awesome idea for you – funny dad jokes. Just insert one of the jokes you like the most and send it to your day. You can be sure he will appreciate it a lot.

Funny Dad Jokes

Why do bananas need sunscreen? Because they peel.

Q: How do you find a Princess?  A: You follow the foot Prince.

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road? He met with too many cracks on the way.

“When I went to choir practice — 
Dad: ‘Don’t forget a bucket.’ 
Me: ‘Why?’ 
Dad: ‘To carry your tune.'”

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that’s a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!

What do you call an old person with really good hearing? Deaf defying.

Q: What do you call bears with no ears?  A: B