Ford jokes

Nowadays, there are so many car brands, but still many people choose Ford cars. What does make them this choice? This car has a very good reputation and it proved its high-quality standards during many years. However, there are so many ford jokes which people like to share between each other. If you are the owner of a Ford car, you should see these hilarious ford puns which will definitely make you laugh a lot.

Ford Jokes

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Q: Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver? A: Because it gives Ford owners something to do while they walk home.

Q: What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill? A: A Miracle.

How long can a ford go for with out repairs? Depends if you can leave the ford dealer.

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Ford? You can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Funny Ford Jokes

Has your friend bought a Ford car recently? You can send him a message congratulating him with his new car and do not forget to insert one of the following funny ford jokes. This is a good way to tease your friend a bit and boost his mood.

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How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds? Push it off a cliff.

Q: What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it? A: A lie.

Q: How come Ford makes tractors and Holden doesn’t?  A: Holden can’t get one to run that slow!

What did the Toyota say to the Ford? Would you like a tow home?

Ford Vs Chevy Jokes

Every car owner wants to prove that his car is the best. Which car do you prefer? If you have just bought a Ford car, you can’t miss the following ford vs chevy jokes. You will recognize yourself or some of your friends in these jokes for sure.

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What is the Ford owner’s most ardent wish?
To buy a car.

What does GT-P stand for on a Ford? Glued together properly.

What’s the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart? A shopping cart is easier to push.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To push he’s FORD F150 back into the dealer’s show room

Ford Truck Jokes

If you are searching for a truck to buy, you should choose a model with a good reputation and the best quality. It goes without saying, Ford trucks have all these qualities. Still, there are so many ford truck jokes which you also should see before you make our final decision.

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Did you know that Ford has a new magnetized bumper? They needed something to pick up the parts that fell off along the way.

What should the Ford Mustang really be called? The Ford Rustang.

Why did Ford put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks? To keep the owner’s hands warm when they’re pushing the truck into the shop.

What’s the difference between a Ford and the principal’s office? It’s less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal’s office.

Q: How do you make a Ford go faster downhill? A: Turn off the engine.