Who does not like to receive a sweet good morning message early in the morning? This is the best way to start the day in a good and positive mood. Instead of waiting when somebody sends you such a message, you can send it yourself to your dear person using the following funny good morning quotes. You will make the person you love so happy and grateful. It is so simple to spread the light and fill people’s hearts with love and sincere emotions.
Funny good morning quotes
Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.
Always believe something wonderful is about to happen.
Workout in the morning before your brain…
Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.
The one, who snores, is the first one to fall asleep.
You have to get up every morning and tell yourself I can do this.
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans…
There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ’Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ’Good God, morning’!
Good morning jokes
A good joke received in the morning can save the entire day. Discover good morning jokes which will entertain the people you love. It will take you just few minutes to find a nice joke and compose a nice message, but it will make the person happy and cheerful for the rest of the day. Spread positive vibrations all around.
Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.
In the morning there is a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05
I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out…
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of a day.
Someone just told me “Have a good Morning”. What about the rest of my day mother F*cker
Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now its the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.
I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.
I was gonna take over the world this moring but I overslept. Postponed. Again.
I was gonna take over the world this morning.
Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.
Funny good morning pictures
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
I never wake up in the morning and wonder why I am here. I wake up and wonder why I am not making here better.
It hurts when someone you love says mean things like “It’s time to wake up.”
Telling yourself that you’ll get up early in the morning.
I could be a morning person, if mornings happened to be around noon.
Sometimes people want to have full conversation really early in the morning and its okay to kill those people.
Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Why can’t the morning news ever say.
Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.
I lack sleep: are the nights so short, or do I sleep so fast?
Funny good morning images