Gay jokes

Are you ready to get a superb portion of good mood? Just read these hilarious gay jokes and you will burst into laughter. Modern people are not afraid to speak about their sexual orientation. If you have friends gay, you should show them these funny jokes about gays. Posting these jokes online you will discover many interesting facts about your friends just by analyzing how they comment these jokes. Stay loyal and neutral and you will never have enemies. Respect people and we all will live in peace with each other.

Gay Jokes

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Q: What do you call a gay cowboy? A: A Jolly Rancher!

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

Q: What’s the name of the latest gay sitcom?  A: “Leave it, it’s Beaver.”

Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: “a fruit roll up.”

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.

Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?  A: Because they can only mandate.

Q: What do gay kids get for Christmas? A: Erection Sets.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

Gay Guy Jokes

What do you think about people who are gay? Some people take it easy and just respect the choice and lifestyle of other people. We are all free to do whatever we want. So, if people choose to be gay this is their right and you have the right to make jokes about gay people. These gay guy jokes will boost your mood and provoke a very interesting online discussion. You gonna enjoy it for sure!

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Three friends — two straight guys and a gay guy — and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they’re standing before St. Peter.

If a straight guy jokes about attractive guys and going gay, does that mean he could really be bisexual?

Q: What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar?  A: “Do you mind if I push in your stool?”

Q: What’s the difference between a refridgerator and a homo? A: The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

Q: How can you tell if a novel is about a homosexual?  A: The hero always gets his man in the end

Q: Where do you call a town full of homosexuals? A: A Gayborhood.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes

Homo Jokes

Nowadays, you will not surprise anyone with your non-traditional orientation. Modern society is very loyal to gay people. The freedom of speech is your right, so no one can say you anything against the following homo jokes. These are just funny jokes which you have to share online.

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Q: What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?  A: Flamethrower

Q: What do you get when you cross an eskimo and a gay guy? A: A snowblower.

What’s the number one pick up line at a gay bar? “May I push your stool in?”

Q: What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man?  A: The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!

Q: How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? A: He spits on his back

what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop 😀

Q: What do you call a gay Jamaican guy?  A: Pokemon

Q: What do you call a phone that gay men can’t use? A: a Homophone.

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.