Sarcastic quotes

Do you like sarcastic quotes? Here you will find a lot of unique and spicy sarcastic sayings. Posting such sarcasm quotes online will make your social account noticeable. These quotes sound very funny and not offensive at all. So, if your friends have at least a bit of humor, they will enjoy these funny sayings and quotes.

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Sarcastic quotes

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Whoever said nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.

I am not stubborn, I’m just always right.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

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Sarcasm quotes

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Happily ever after is so once upon a time

Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

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Sarcastic sayings

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

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Funny sarcastic quotes

Do you want to tease your best friend? You can compose a funny message using these funny sarcastic quotes. This is the best way to create a funny and unique message or card for your friend. Check out all sarcastic funny quotes we have in this collection and make your choice. Your message or post will be very spicy.

You were looking good from afar now youre far from looking good.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

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Sarcastic funny quotes

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank.

Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Sarcastic friend quotes

Do you like to tease your best friend? Discover many sarcastic friend quotes which should be shared with your friend. If you do not want to buy a boring birthday card for your best friend, you should compose your own greeting card using the following sarcastic best friend quotes.

I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot…

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Sarcastic best friend quotes

I’m busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted.

You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

What doesn’t kill you disappoints me.

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Hilarious ironic quotes

Are you tired of sweet and wise sayings people post on Facebook and other social networks? In such a case, the following hilarious ironic quotes will satisfy you much more.

Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.

I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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Hilarious ironic quotes on pictures

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