Star wars jokes

There are many good movies but Star Wars made a real furor. Millions of people around the world have watched it. Do you like this movie too? Check out the most impressive collection of star wars jokes. This selection includes the best star wars puns which will recall many good episodes of this movie. You can share these jokes online or you can send them to our best friend and invite him or her to watch this awesome movie once again.

Star Wars Jokes

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Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? Ethan: Tell me. Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!”

Q: How is Ducktape like the Force? A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?  A: Because he’s always a little short

Q: Who serves food at the Death Star restaurant? A: Darth Waiter

Q:  What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookie!

Q: What is a jedi’s favorite toy? A: A yo-yoda

Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.

Q: What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? A: I yam your father.

Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!

Yoda Jokes

People who have watched Star Wars movie, watch it over and over again. There are so many great episodes and jokes which you can’t stop to watch. Below, you will find a good collection of yoda jokes. These jokes should be shared with your friends who love Star Wars movies as much as you do.

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Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such? A: At the Darth Maul, of course.

Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?  A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be

Q: What did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball? A: He was making too many wookie mistakes.

Q:  What goes, “Ha! Ha! Ha!  AAGGHHH!  Thump.” An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader!

Q: Why is Han Solo a loner? A: Because he’s solo.

What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!

Q: What do you call a Jedi who’s in denial? A: Obi-Wan Can-not Be

Tom Swiftie: “Let’s watch ‘Star Wars’!” Tom said forcefully.

Darth Vader Jokes

Darth Vader is a well-known character in Star Wars movie. If you enjoy watching this movie over and over again, you know many good jokes and you remember many dialogues per heart. Check out this selection of Darth Vader jokes. Maybe, you will discover something new.

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VADER: We would be honored if you would join us. [Inviting Leia, Han and Chewie to dine with him after capturing them]

Darth Vader apparently isn’t just a lord of the Sith, but also jokes as he shows the Star Wars universe that it doesn’t know the power of the pun in this Nerdist Presents parody!

VADER: Perhaps you think you’re being treated unfairly. [As Lando complains about the deal he’s made being changed]

VADER: Apology accepted, Captain Needa. [As he’s choking Needa]

Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other? A: Star Wars

Q: What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?  A: A yo-yoda

Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side? A: Vader Tots.

Star Wars Christmas Jokes

Stop sending your friends boring Christmas greetings. If they love Star Wars movie, you should use the following star wars christmas jokes and simply insert them into your greeting card or message.

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Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? A: With Ewokie Talkies

Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?  A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q: What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? A: I yam your father.

Q:  Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter!

Q: What do Jedi use to view PDF files? A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

Q: What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker? A: Use the fork Luke.

Daffynition: Lukewarm— A Jedi who can’t find the thermostat.