Stupid jokes

Some people adore such stupid jokes. We have prepared the best selection of dumb jokes for you. This is a very specific humor which you definitely should show to your friends. Read these jokes when you have a bad mood and you are tired of everything. They will boost your day and vanish any sign of your depression.

Stupid Jokes

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No matter how kind you are, German children will always be Kinder.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

What does a grape say after it’s stepped on? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

Funny Stupid Jokes

Some days are terrible. You feel bored and you do not want to do absolutely anything. This selection of funny stupid jokes will entertain you a bit. These are not very intellectual jokes, but they are unbelievably funny.

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Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there? I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.”

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”

Keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting.

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away.

What do you call a walking nun? A roamin’ Catholic.

Stupid Jokes For Kids

Children love jokes. There is no need to search for intellectual and very creative jokes. These simple stupid jokes for kids are what your kid needs to laugh during the entire day.

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What do you get when you cross a t-rex and a chickennothing but death

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Shut up

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

Why didn’t the Mexican archer fire his bow? He didn’t habanero.

Short Stupid Jokes

Maybe these jokes are very short and sound stupid, but this does not make them less funny. Discover the following short stupid jokes which will make your entire day much more cheerful.

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I’ve had a fan installed inside my head. It’s blown my mind.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass.

Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.

How do cartoonists decide who’s the best? They draw lots.

People wonder why I call my toilet “the Jim” instead of “the John.” I do it so I can say “I go to the Jim first thing every morning.”

Really Stupid Jokes

If you like extreme in everything, the following really stupid jokes will impress with their stupidity and fun. These humorous lines will make even the most depressive day more shinier. Share these jokes with your friends and they will laugh a lot for sure.

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BOOB: I give milk to new born babies and I’m attractive to the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatestVAGINA: that’s nothing. I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatestWhy are you scrolling down? It’s your turn to speak!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just Juan.